Posted on: 01/18/26 08:33PM
♫ A horse is a horse, of course, of course
And no one would want to fuck a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is from
Uma Musume! ♫
♫ Go right to the source and ask the horse
She'll give you the answer that you'll endorse*
She's always on a steady course
Talk to your Uma Musume! ♫
Revamped lyrics from the theme song of
Mister Ed, a TV show about the silly antics of a talking horse (Mr. Ed) and his hapless caretaker. Ran on TV from 1961 - 1966.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsuohepbVk* If she doesn't give you the answer you wanted, there's probably plenty of art & doujins of it happening to her anyway.